Bum Darts

An olympic event on Barrack Hill in Newport

"Dad, You're cheating, your ass is so big and my cock is so small, You cant lose"

"Shuttup, Huw and play"

by everyone in the fernando dynasty October 23, 2003

bum dart

another name for a gay man who is particularly interested in Butt sex. Bordering obsessive compulsive preoccupation

Don't invite Simon he's always trying to be a bum dart with any new men I bring over.

by meat hole March 26, 2010

bum darts

Three guys have Man Triangle sex!

Phil Cory and Jason love the man triangle game because they all feel warm inside!!

by John December 03, 2003

bum darts

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,

so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!

by mike November 22, 2003

bum dart champion

One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher

"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"

by Lookit February 11, 2009