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barometer

Noun - Actually a devise for measuring pressure. Is commonly used by adults esp. teachers/coaches as any kind of obscure measurement. A PSAT, for example, acts as a barometer for how well you will do in the actual SAT.
Coach: The interval workout we're doing today will serve as a barometer to see how well you'll run in a meet.
by Cheesy13 September 7, 2005
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anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.
Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!
by analholio August 9, 2016
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Bromoter

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.
Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter
by Headcircus December 17, 2010
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Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.
Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?
by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016
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Moral Barometer

A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.
Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.

Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.
by ear2ground June 16, 2010
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Bromster

A Bromster is the combination of a Bro for life and a Master. So someone who is not only a dork who you can do the wildest shit with, but who also teaches and supports you.
"Thanks mate, you really know what to do!"
"No problem, remember I am not only your Bro, but also your Bromster. Call me when you need some advises again."
by Luan T. Nexi December 15, 2018
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Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 17, 2011
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