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brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.
That was one brofectionate hug bro.
by ryan ong February 19, 2011
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Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.
Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.
by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016
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Brofessor Oak

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.
Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010
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Brofest

broh-fest
-noun

1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.

2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.
We should bring another 5 pounds of bacon to Brofest this year.
by edoglost April 18, 2011
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Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
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brofest

1.Hanging out with a bunch of your friends, usually guys.

2. Hanging out with one of your close guy friends, no homo

3. Just Relaxing
1. Me, Brosef, and Doug brofested yesterday.

2. No one else could hang out so me and Brosef brofested yesterday.

3. "My Cat's on fire!" "Chill out, it's not that big of a deal. Just brofest"
by BigDubs June 27, 2008
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brofestation

Yo man I heard you got in to UVA, that's great.
Yeah I'm not going though, they've got a serious brofestation on their hands.
by Johnbrochill April 6, 2008
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