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blocktopus

a good friend that protects his or her friends from getting into regrettable or dangerous sexual situations
(term comes from using all those arms, or the available means, to block the bad business)

IMPORTANT: This friend is NOT a cock block. The blocktopus only steps in if his/her friends' comfort or safety is at risk.
Example 1)

That guy at the party last night was getting really creepy with Laura, so I had to be a blocktopus and get rid of him.

Example 2)

Dude 1: "Hey, man, what ever happened with that girl from the club?"
Dude 2: "Nothing. I couldn't tell she wasn't into me, so I'm glad my blocktopus was there, otherwise things could have gotten sketch."
by #1blocktopus November 14, 2013
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cock blocktopus

A person who seems to simultaneously cock block eight people.
Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.
by anthony nelson March 19, 2011
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Broclops

A guy who only has one friend.
Jerry is so lonely. He is a broclops, Barry is his only friend.
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brocious

exhibiting the characteristics of a bro
I like the Bob Marley legends album, but it is kind of brocious.
by Brocious February 28, 2004
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Brocious

A combination of the word ferocious and whenever you go brrrr it's cold outside!!

Not commonly used, only when it's like 10 degrees and you're fucking freezing not when it's just a little cold.
Matt: Hey bro did you hear it's supposed to be 2 degrees tonight?
Allen: More like it's going to be brrr - ocious outside!
Matt: what does that mean?
Allen: Brocious is a combination of the word ferocious and like when ever you say brrrrr while outside referring to the cold.
Matt: Thanks my good man.
by worldh March 29, 2015
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Bractopus

The mess that is pulling out four or more bras that have been tangled in the dryer.
HOLY SHIT! I was taking clothes out of the dryer and I was attacked by a Bractopus!
by bcwoods30 September 26, 2010
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derek brocious

He is an awesome guy with an incredibly huge penis and he is a very sweet loving guy who would give the shirt off his back for anyone
Man I sure wish I had a Derek brocious for a friend
by Me angryman January 25, 2014
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