a good friend that protects his or her friends from getting into regrettable or dangerous sexual situations
(term comes from using all those arms, or the available means, to block the bad business)
IMPORTANT: This friend is NOT a cock block. The blocktopus only steps in if his/her friends' comfort or safety is at risk.
(term comes from using all those arms, or the available means, to block the bad business)
IMPORTANT: This friend is NOT a cock block. The blocktopus only steps in if his/her friends' comfort or safety is at risk.
Example 1)
That guy at the party last night was getting really creepy with Laura, so I had to be a blocktopus and get rid of him.
Example 2)
Dude 1: "Hey, man, what ever happened with that girl from the club?"
Dude 2: "Nothing. I couldn't tell she wasn't into me, so I'm glad my blocktopus was there, otherwise things could have gotten sketch."
That guy at the party last night was getting really creepy with Laura, so I had to be a blocktopus and get rid of him.
Example 2)
Dude 1: "Hey, man, what ever happened with that girl from the club?"
Dude 2: "Nothing. I couldn't tell she wasn't into me, so I'm glad my blocktopus was there, otherwise things could have gotten sketch."
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Not commonly used, only when it's like 10 degrees and you're fucking freezing not when it's just a little cold.
Not commonly used, only when it's like 10 degrees and you're fucking freezing not when it's just a little cold.
Matt: Hey bro did you hear it's supposed to be 2 degrees tonight?
Allen: More like it's going to be brrr - ocious outside!
Matt: what does that mean?
Allen: Brocious is a combination of the word ferocious and like when ever you say brrrrr while outside referring to the cold.
Matt: Thanks my good man.
Allen: More like it's going to be brrr - ocious outside!
Matt: what does that mean?
Allen: Brocious is a combination of the word ferocious and like when ever you say brrrrr while outside referring to the cold.
Matt: Thanks my good man.
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