brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.

Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.

Dude, I think we need to brochill right now. I'm really depressed.

Brochilling's not gay bromo!

by anonymous98573 September 29, 2011

[Brochick]

A Brochick is a girl who hangs out with mostly guys. She may threaten them playfully and can even horse around with them without acting like a total girl.

A girl who can hold her own weight around the guys... though the guys care for her too much and wouldn't let her.

A fun chick who knows how to have a good time with a group of guys in a nonsexual way.

Ronny: "Damn, Marsha, you're my Brochick. I love you to death."

"You know that saying "Bro's before ho's"? Well, you're my bra..."

by Mellow0417 March 1, 2009

brochick

A fun, vibrant female who all the guys enjoy being around.

Max: "Courtney is such a brochick."
Tyler: "What guy wouldn't want a girl who can hang out with all of your bros? She's sometimes more fun to be around then you...hahaha."

by BroChick March 21, 2011

Brochief

A bro,a friend,or a leader of a group of friends. The chief of all your bros.

person 1:Yo brochief,where were you today?
person 2: sorry bro,i have the shits.
person 1: haha thats fucking nasty bro.

by The chosen epic one October 1, 2010

brochissimo

a variation of the slang term 'bro' used for catholic irish white boys ONLY.

pronounced 'bro' (with the rolling of the 'r') chee-see-mo.

Ya dig, brochissimo?

by pseudonym3wery897689 March 10, 2011

brochitis

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.

Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis

by abags March 20, 2011