Brocean

A collection of bros. It is ruled by broseidon, and most of its citizens have quality flow and play lax. Sometimes used to refer to all dudes in an area or to say that the area is overflown with bros; this second one usually has a negative connotation because it addresses the absence of females.

Me and Gabe are such good bros that i wouldn't trade him for all the bros in the brocean.

Although there is no true broseidon, many people think it should be Brantford Winstonworth, the ultimate lax bro.

A popular compliment is calling someone broseidon.

Look at this club, its a total brocean.

by tripleski6 April 24, 2010

brobandon

The act of the abandonment of a "bro" at an event such as lunch or at a place like the mall.

Person 1 - "Justin totally brobandoned me at lunch today"
Person 2 - "He broke Bro-Rule Number 1, never leave a bro behind."

by xapollyonx February 19, 2009

Brobeans

A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.

Peter: "Whats up brobeans!!?"
Zach: "Brobeansssssss!!!"
John: "Brobeans..she bit my lip, ps check out how flexible i am!"

by Zack Vordorak April 9, 2012

brobender

an epic party with your best heterosexual male friends. not limited to fishing, camping, golf, or bar hopping.

That was a sick brobender. It's going to take me four days to recover.

by jmoney$$$ February 28, 2011

brobandonment

When one or more of your bros move away and/or get into a relationship, and/or start a new business venture, and do not hang out with you anymore.

Ever since Keith moved away, I have been having serious brobandonment issues.

by Lonnie Meters May 7, 2016

BROCEAN

A public venue that is overcrowded with men. A sea of dudes! Dudes as far as the eyes can see.

When we went to the club we left because it was a BROCEAN.

by DC Chapman February 25, 2008

Brocean Trip

The act of going out on a boat with your bros and smoking marijuana.

Me: Hey Chris! Nelson and I went on a Brocean Trip this weekend and got so blazed that we couldn't park the boat afterwards!
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 5, 2013