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britender

Someone that's a poser and pretends to be British. Possibly uses a fake accent.
Wow, Kat is such a britender.
by Bigschmeat69 February 26, 2017
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Britteney

A great human species with a uniquely spelled name which is “Brtteney” ! She’s great.
Britteknee is such an amazing person no wonder that’s her name! If Britney Spears spelled her name as Britteney she’d be such a great person.
by minnie anonymouse December 9, 2019
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E-Britten

An E-Britten is an E-boy or E-girl who acts like a kitten and is British.
Person 1: You are such an E-Britten
Person 2: WHAT?? NO???
Person 1: Your name is literally sanstwotwo
by Testeyment September 12, 2023
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Britten

Someone who is a Britten usually has a sound system in their car/truck/wagon that is really loud.
"Did you see that Britten that just flew by? That Bass was slappin thug!!!!!!"
by ThugRug March 15, 2008
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brieten

A guy who is constantly afraid of getting hurt so he will wreck a perfect thing to protect his feelings. Gorgeous green eyes, and soooo good in bed ;) Amazing curly hair and the ability to make anyone smile, no matter how upset they are.
Ex.

Friend: Why do you still like him?? He hurt you?
Me: Because he's Brieten..
by justthatgirlmissingthatboy October 15, 2013
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britentious

Ugh, David Attenborough in that BBC special was so britentious.
by Quadobyulon March 4, 2020
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briteeeeeeesh north america

The idiot component of north america (de-capped) — always been there. The people of the type to think they should rule & are above you, in their compulsion to shame & denigrate you, to the last of your self-respect. The quickest way achieving that feeling? The primal instinct of humans to think, "I'm smarter. I'm better. Follow me! Yeaahhh!!!".

Hence, the types to respond, "you're stupid!" to the suggestion something is stupid, in their weird mental gymnastics (look it up) to NEVER PROCESS ANY argument & go over & around it (I suppose we all do it) IN THE MOST ABSURD MANUEVERS. You see them playing the back & forth "you're stupid!" ping-pong in protests.

Only in their WEIRDER compulsion of saying over (like denisovan-types), by saying over things, you EVENTUALLY make it true. They say history is written by the winners? It works the opposite with them. By saying over history, you EVENTUALLY win. Before, it's only worked in their gullible population, in situ.

Everything in their heads is SO polarized. The types too wide-eyed look at you, lost in YOUR COLOR & have already stopped comprehending the human words you are uttering. Time to recognize them as british-types.

So weird.

Now they've pulled north america (actually, forget cana-duh, it'll always be like that, despite what it keeps telling itself) further in into their thinking with incessant messaging, propaganda & b.s. content.

north americans are gullible now.
Guy 1: You still want to immigrate to the US?
Guy 2: I have SERIOUS doubts, mate. It's briteeeeeeesh north america now. Actually forget cana-duh. These british-types, they ARE NOT AT ALL SMART OR INTELLIGENT. Not that that's the issue... Hard to say really, if they do it for global American backing or, knowing them, again, to feed their instant gratification ego. They are so odd, mate... At best, they have ways to fool themselves of the APPEARANCE & perception of being other than their dumb selves. Now, the new generation of north americans are just like them.

Another example:

Dude 1: You gonna screw that Melissa tonight?
Dude 2: She's dirty now, man, but you know she's always up for it!!!...
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 22, 2022
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