breakfast of champions

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.

(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.

by mr.seventeenfifty October 2, 2009

breakfast of champions

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.

I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.

by Yazzy July 27, 2005

breakfast of champions

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.

breakfast of champions, it will change your life.

by Iosef Vissarionovich May 25, 2006

breakfast of champions

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest

Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak

by richy34 December 14, 2010

breakfast of champions

beer and tomato juice

drink up, breakfast of champions

by sixbynine August 3, 2005

breakfast of champions

fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee

This breakfast of champions gives new meaning to "do you take cream in your coffee"

by Lotireg October 1, 2007

breakfast of champions

after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am

hey man you comming to the breakfast of champions billy and creg are going to be there.

by andre April 24, 2005