Cold-weather ear band for the fierce and funny here in Minnesota and nearby northern "Heartland" States. Expression utilized when the wind chill dips into below-Siberian-winter levels.
Commonly shouted about in this manner: "It's cold as hell outside!! Don't forget to put on your ear brassiere!" (Which was a typical quote from this writer's salty and sassy Scorpio mother, whose pseudonym would rightly be: LadyDayFan.)
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Having brassiears is all well and good for a guy, but he should also acquire a very gentle delicate grasp-capability with his eager hands when savoring "The Girls", so dat da big-titted ladies in his life will feel more willing and confident about letting him touch their bountiful but very vulnerable-'n'-sensitive chest-pillowz.
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