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Brainache

A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.

Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.

Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
E.g

Person one: Heya, how're you today?

Sufferer: uhhhhh

Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?

Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
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Brainal

A synonym for melding in the Mass Effect Universe
We'll brainal ok?
by Sirius Dubstep July 15, 2021
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Brainicle

Something a dumbass calls a brain when they forget the correct word for a brain.
"Alyssa I got to use me Brainicle for that one-"
"Jazzy, wtf is a Brainicle!?... I'm Google it-"
by Brainicle November 7, 2021
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braincells

Apparently, a lot of people lack them. Somewhat a necessity for human life, tho many MANY people live on with only half of one.
wow you have no braincells
by reilei February 16, 2019
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braincorona

Unlike coronabrain, which means "Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.
Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain", braincorona is when coronavirus is actually scared of humans, which is why it's insecurely killing them off, kinda like a bully or criminal who has personal self-esteem issues/insecurities, who proceeds to deal with them by either tormenting his or her victims, except it's corona. Also, usually bullies/criminals do this type of crap in order to cause harm, and God knows that his/her actions do cause harm, but it also leads to a lot of good that the bully didn't intend to happen, just like when the Christchurch shooter wanted to kill the people of the mosque in order to stop the growth of Islam or something, but it just led to people around the world being exposed to Islam/them subsequently converting, so lol this guy's evil plan/intentions backfired on him. Corona is the same way: this beastly disease is like that shooter, with an evil intention of killing out most of humanity, and it works, but at the same time, a lot of unintended good has happened (like people being able to spend more time with their families, for instance cuz of Mr. Corona), leading to Mr. Corona's evil intentions/plans backfiring on him, lol.
Just like Dr. Seuss said, my troubles are about to have trouble with me, the same way I am not afraid of corona, rather corona is scared of me and can't kill me. With this mindset, you might as well say that I have a case of "braincorona."
by CreeperDude567 April 20, 2020
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Fander Braincell

The one brain cell all Fanders have to share
Hey, can I borrow the fander braincell? I need to cook dinner.
by Lucario36 June 3, 2020
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brainhole

The hole in the brain left by years of apparent drug abuse. Symptoms include significant cognitive and psychological degradation over time as well as a decrease in social activity.
That man has brainhole from all the cocaine he has snorted off that hooker's tits.

I am brainhole as fuk.
by BillWilson9001 August 16, 2016
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