bone-afide

to be genuinely fucked

When video of the hockey riot was televised – the chief vandals realized they were bone-afide.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012

über boned

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Bone Bro

Someone who is in a sexual activity with another person without being in a full relationship. It isn't romantic and can be both straight and gay. During the intercourse the word "BONE" is commonly used to show excitement.

"Hey do you know Sam?" "Yeah he's my bone bro". "Woah nice" "BONE"
"Matthew, will you be my bone bro?" "*baby gurgles and laughs*" "HEHEHEHEHE BONE BONE BONE"

by Kobajai June 11, 2020

Roast a bone

Smoke a joint

"Block the wind, I'm gunna roast a bone"

by boneRoaster May 21, 2015

Bone leg

When you crash on the couch (fall sleep),usually watching TV in winter with inadequate clothing or blankets only to wake in the dead of night having caught a case of bone leg .
The feeling that your leg is nothing more that a skeleton bone and is inoperable due to It feeling like it has no muscle or skin.
The skeleton bone leg curse

Ffs ,I feel asleep watching boring shit on TV last night and woke up with the ol bone leg again!

by Cokecan Stan May 3, 2020

bone app a cheat

This describes the use of online sites to hook up an affair.

Ben Dover was often online trolling for lovers, bone app a cheat!

by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2017

Ponce de Le-bóned

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013