Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Brovary

A testicle. A ball. A teabag. Is found inside a man's ballsack.
Male equivalent of an ovary.

"Ovaries before brovaries"
"I swear this guy has brovaries of steel"
"Then I hit him right in the brovary"

by LehcarTheVelociraptor November 1, 2013

bovarian

A fat German woman.

From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.

Did you see Jody's new girlfriend? She's a real bovarian!

by In Google We Trust March 29, 2005

bovay

(Alt. "The Bov) A residence hall on the Ripon College campus that rivals Brockway in noise and immaturity. Home of Theta Chi fraternity.

No, forget the Brock I'm going to Bovay!

by VU December 13, 2003

bovarchy

Government by cows.

AHHHHH!!! The bovarchist's are coming! The bovarchist's are coming!

by Cornelius von Schleigonsteinburg September 7, 2003

Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009

Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face

Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.

by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014