Bottle blonde b!tch

A female who acts as if outward attractiveness is an excuse for inward ugliness.

"This bottle blonde b!tch argued with the professor for the whole hour and we didn't learn anything."

by odessa wittgenstein July 1, 2021

Bottle Blonde

A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!

Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde

by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009