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bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
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batsexual

A deep love of Batman, and those that also love Batman.

Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.

Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.
1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.

2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.
by alexandralto August 18, 2011
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Brosexuality

1) Having to do with, or specifically relating to the relationship between bros, usually followed with an awknowledgment of the moment having been, no homo.

2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.
Michael: Love ya James.

James: You too bro.

April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.

Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.
by Loves the Interhighway October 29, 2011
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boxsexual

"That came in a sexy box"
"You what??"
"Oh didn't you know? I'm a boxsexual"
by Well Box human September 20, 2017
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Bitsexual

Sexuality on the ace spectrum, someone who is only sexually attracted to someone for the 'funny lol's', or for the bit.
Person A:"are ypu attracted to me?"
Person B:"well, im bitsexual, so only if its funny"
by Hoozel December 16, 2022
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Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.
She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!
by Georgia Cannedtucket April 4, 2006
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