Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

Boatled

A Glaswegian word used insted of "Bottled". Means that you will be struck across the head with a glass bottle. Most commonly, A Buckfast bottle.

Aldo: Rab!! Ah jus tanned eh rest ai ma boatle. Wannae go boatle some cunt?

Rab: Aye, pal. Ah goat boatled last week. Moan boatle the cunt that did it. A no where the bastart is!!

by [[ Allan ]] August 10, 2007

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

borkled

when something (through fault of one's self or others) becomes broken through misuse, it is borkled...

"Hey Phil, whats the deal with the xbox?"

"Oh Lachlan Borkled it... its borkled"

by themormansound January 4, 2009

bottled

Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle

man dude, me and the boys were up town the other night and this fool got "bottled"

by physiKARL September 3, 2005

Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

bottled

The act of having broken a beer bottle over someone's head. This word is predominately used in South(ie) Boston. i.e. Breakin a beeah bottle ovah a head.

bottling : The act of breaking a beer bottle over someone's head.

1) That girl got bottled on her way home from the bar (bah).

2) I bottled my ex-boyfriend when he showed up at my bar (bah).

3) Mark Wahlberg bottled the New Kids on the Block. It was wicked pissah.

4) The Boston Cops saw some kids getting bottled and laughed.

by Michelle Sloane April 20, 2007