Borexit

When a slippery pig knows it's done for and does its foremost to evade the inevitable.
The size of an Arsehole.
The Gape of your Bunghole.
A person who incessantly drones on about Brexit.
The withdrawal from a market.
Retracting your Johnson from a pig.
Shuffling off the perch while balls deep in Pepper Pig.

Petre " I say Quentin that was a bugger withdrawing from that bore".
David "Yes it was a rather dandy time until someone threw a Spanner in the works with the prosciutto affair".
Petre "What a jolly good time we had at the Bullingdon club until Borexit".
David /Petre " Ha ha ha bloody fantastic".

by Dan Lor Dan July 8, 2022

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