bookie's biro

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.

I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

by lectora February 9, 2008

bookie

A shady character that takes illegal bets on horse races, fights, sports games. Such people usually are robbed regularly as they have large amounts of money.

Oh shit, I went to the bookie but then he got pinched! There goes my bet.

by Killer Croc May 28, 2006

Bookie

Anything out of the ordinary!

That’s bookie.

by Tarmack October 3, 2017

orthodox bookie

one who prefers books and doesn't enjoy their media adaptations

does Jessie want to see the new harry potter movie?

no she'd rather just read the book again she's an orthodox bookie

by MJ646 November 13, 2010

Bookie

It means unusual, strange

Oh my gosh your so bookie

by M1n7i October 10, 2018

Bhocolate Bhip Bookies

The Blood type of bookies know what I'm sayin blood?

Dude 1: Momma said whatchu you want?
Dude 2: Uhh...some uhh...some bhocolate bhip bookies
Dude 1: He said he want some chocolate chi-
Dude 2: I SAID SOME BHOCOLATE BHIP BOOKIES BLOOD! WHY YOU KEEP PLAYIN WIT ME BLOOD?

by Tewpack Shaqueer May 24, 2018