Bordentown

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.

Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.

by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010

bodenlos

It’s a german word which is used pretty often when you want to say that something is unbelievably crazy and just wrong for doing that.

"Did you hear about Andy and Mrs. Smith?"
- "No, what happened?"
"He slept with her because he was failing chemistry."
-"Oh my God, that’s so bodenlos!"

by bodenlose_julia May 23, 2022

bolten

The last name of a guy with a exessively large penis. They usually are tall and have big feet

Wow mr.bolten sure gave it to me last night. I don't think I can walk properly

by Abused tampon January 2, 2014

Bowden Rodeo

A place that you don't want to be.

“The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

by myownbiggestfan May 3, 2021

Boxden

A formerly great website that is effectively defunct.

Most sections rarely see more than two new threads per week, and those that do rarely see those threads being go multiple pages. The website is only good for getting into arguments over politics and sports, nothing else.

Discussion of music, current events, technology, cars, etc. has all been destroyed as the current administrator bans hundreds of accounts for what appear to be personal disagreements on politics or the direction of the site. Stating that boxden "was better" at an earlier time now results in a ban. Expressing certain left-leaning political beliefs now results in a ban. Being racist does not result in a ban.

A site that used to be a key influencer of hip-hop culture is now regarded as a MAGA and white supremacist stronghold.

A: Do you still post on boxden?
B: Nah man, it's too many sad weirdos who only want to fight.
A: Word, so like reddit?
B: Nah, reddit is actually better if you can believe it. Boxden has no value whatsoever.

by DC3003 August 22, 2023

Boxden

A place that has no jukebox, its wack theres totally no music to download over there its all legit n shit like, dam.....

:iseeyou:

Boxden

Yo where dat jukebox at b?

What jukebox?

:iseeyou:

by Tonysparkx October 27, 2011

Brolden

Actor Brian Holden. Member of the wildly popular theater group Starkid. Name came from A Very Potter Musical when A Zac Efron poster was called a Zephron poster. Names such as these are made by taking the first letter of a person's first name and adding it to the beginning of their last name. For Example Brosenthal (Brian Rosenthal). Brian Holden is known for Playing Lupin in A Very Potter Sequel, Flopsy in MAMD, and Junior in the new Starkid Production STARSHIP. It has been rumored that he cannot sing, but contrary to belief, he can example (watch Starship).

Starkid Fan 1: Hey, have you seen the new Starkid Update Video?
Starkid Fan 2: Yes I know! I love watching Brolden give those videos!

by UhuraNcc1701 October 26, 2011