Mansfield Bounty

A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut

My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome

by Dr brownlove June 30, 2018

yoinky boinky

a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)

you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”

mom : “hell yeah broski!”

“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”

by sunsetklee November 26, 2021

Bountygate

A system where members of the New Orleans Saints defense would receive "X" amount of dollars if they intentionally injured an opposing player. The more injured the opposition, the more money that the defensive player received. Especially if it was a star player like the quarterback. The two faces of this system were head coach Sean Peyton and defensive coordinator Gregg Williams.

Bountygate has given the New Orleans Saints a reputation of being a dirty team

by Big Guy 2012 August 8, 2012

Bointment

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.

Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”

by Ploomer August 27, 2020

bounty tube

A weed smoking accessory made from a toilet paper roll stuffed with scented laundry sheets. The smoker blows the weed smoke through the tube, filling the room with a fresh scent!

Hey, don't forget to use the bounty tube cos my parents are home.

by goellegee November 9, 2013

Bacon Bounty

A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.

"Oi Terry, gave your nan a right proper Bacon Bounty last night"

by toms-a-nob June 13, 2015

Bounty Land

A dirty dirty place where dirty Norwegish and Denmarkians go to frolic in massive orgies and paint eyebrows on eachothers bald heads.

Let us fly to Bounty land.

by concerned listener January 17, 2008