The one true religeon in devotion of all the great Bobs such as Bob Ross,Bob Marley and Bob from Monsters Vs Aliens. It is a free and loving religion. we also love to do crusades or bobsades.(The worshop of slazo is also included)
The world largest religion created by Bob.
Bob likes some bunda and loves when it's BundaMania day even more.
Bob Follow me everyone
Everyone Why would we?
Bob Some bunda is waiting for you if you all follow me you will be celebrating with some and it will become a national day, also known as BundaMania
Everyone We'll follow you
Bob That's why I'm the god in this religion cause I propose what people want
Narrator And this is how the religion of Bobism was created
Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.
Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*
The Religon of Loving Boobs. The main gods in this religon are Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey and Lindsay Lohan in better days. Also Emo kids are immune to boobism explaining why there pants are so tight.