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shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.
Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.
by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006
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Blitzed

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
by Sting0592 October 11, 2009
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blitzed out

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.
I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.
by envi123 September 2, 2005
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blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!
Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!
by tra ketcham April 8, 2007
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blitzed

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.
Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.
by grey kim December 24, 2005
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blitzed as poland

When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!
Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.
by 1337w33d October 25, 2009
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Bluzzed

A broad level of highness recognized by marijuana smokers. Bluzzed refers to the area between buzzed and blazed. Bluzzed was orginally used by an amazing pimp.
"Nigga, yo weed was some shit. I'm only bluzzed after three of yo fuckin fake ass bowls"
by Matthew Scott Fletcher February 20, 2006
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