Bownana

Bownana: An instrument used to attain the maximum diameter that a bodily oriface can have inserted into it. A bownana consists of a frozen banana that is repeatedly dipped into a tub of cold KY liquid-based lubricant. The produced effect is a banana that grows like a candle being dipped. The process is repeated until apporx. 6-8" in diameter. The Bownana is then inserted into the oriface. As the insertion is attempted the bownana melts producing a steadily decreasing diameter coupled with a steady increase in lubrication. Thus the moment of actual insertion displays the largest possible item of insertion.

Richard was curious as to how large of an object he could insert into his anus and by using his BOWNANA he discovered it was 5.25 inches.

by The Tom February 2, 2006

Blownapart

A play on the name bonaparte. Usually used as a nickname for online gameplay.

"Napoleon Blownapart just killed me with an AWP!"

by Bimber March 25, 2004

Blananas2

Blananas2 is the one guy called Chris, who often makes bad life choices and bad modules

Person: Have you seen Blananas2?
Person2: Yeah, i know him, he's a dick
Person: Yes, he is

by Raiden Shogun December 11, 2019

bronanas

A word to describe an event or action that a bro would encounter that is insane enough to call bananas.

Did you see his abs? They were bronanas!

by coliepolie January 12, 2012

Blowjanus

To be bogus or incorrect.

That information you gave me was completely Blowjanus.

by Morgan Carls Jr. May 22, 2010

Napoleon Blownapart

Destroyed

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!

by Meh99 February 6, 2015

Blownalski

Used as a adjective or adverb in describing an experience past tense that went well or didn't at all

Hey that concert was blownalski, you should have been there

by Thisguyandtheotherone April 18, 2017