bloatmaxing

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

Blodreina

1. noun Red Queen
2. noun Octavia Blake's title in Season 5 of the CW TV show "The 100". Denotes her tendencies towards violence and power and her habit of wearing blood as warpaint.

"Blodreina is right."

by clexplex July 26, 2018

bloagie

To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.

I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.

by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

Bloatlord

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

Bloak

A Pimp Ass Boss

That guy Shane... Homie Bloak forreal!

by BloakBoys May 21, 2021

bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003