evan bickford

A person who enjoys ratting out people who want to fight him.

That damn Evan Bickford ratted me out.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Blingford

A slang name used to generically describe the suburbs to the east of London, including Essex. The suffix "-ford" denotes that such towns tend to be situated on a river, often the Thames. Such suburbs including Ilford, Stratford, Romford, etc. can therefore be referred to generally without causing direct offense to their residents. The prefix "Bling" refers to the tendency of some of these residents to wear flashy, or gaudy jewellery, possibly implying that they are chavs.

Example 1:

Sociologist: As we can see from this picture, these two people are chavs, sitting in a McDonald's restaurant in Blingford. They are denoted by their tracksuits, gaudy jewellery and next tattoos.

Example 2:

"That's coz you's a tasteless, chavvy, Blingford mutherfucker, innit! Aight?"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 7, 2010

Brockford

Pretty much my favorite animal.

The panda is my brockford.

What's your brockford?

by milkapu May 4, 2011

bickford

To be a beautiful, young, incredible girl.
To never be appeciated for her real worth, even though "she" deseves the best.

"Oh man, she like that other bickford in my class"

She reminds me of a younger bickford

by Benda MeDover June 14, 2008

bickfords

1. white trash restaurant with good crepes
2. where your boyfriend spends his week nights

My boyfriend spends more time at Bickfords than with me.

by sah January 30, 2003

blackford

A hick little county in Indiana that the most exciting thing in it is four large nursing homes. Most of the people are a average of forty years old and most of the younger people do drugs and tell every one how much they hate this little county . Ironicly Most of them tend to have kids and stay in this little hick vill thanks to the low cost of living.

This could also be used to describe any small county that has a population where most of the inhabitants are born in a county rarely leave and have kids and die in it hating every day of it.

ME:I currently live in blackford the hick town of Indiana. Every one has a total obsession with sports and the only form of income is fast food. "God I hope I can get out of here!"

40 Years latter...
AGGG why am i still in this hell hole!!

by resident of blackford November 22, 2007

Bickford

A guy who can masterbate and finger a woman at the same time while also orgasiming at the exact same time as the woman.

Often considered very talented and can be given the name "skilled" if the guy accomplishes such a feat.

Most people would like to be able to bickford but they are unskilled.

by hayley payley March 19, 2010