Snowy nose bleed

when a chick is giving you a blowjob and her head is between your legs and you are holding her with your legs so she can't get out and you cum in her mouth and it comes out her nose

Guy 1: "I gave this chick a Snowy nose bleed the other day"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "she couldn't breath through her nose for awhile"

by snowy nose bleed June 28, 2010

oklahoma nose bleed

throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.

John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed

by wiggywiggyyo November 26, 2019

Double Nose Bleed

The act of two lesbian lovers having sex in the 69 position while they both have they're periods in each others faces.

"hey did you hear about Stacy and Olivia?"
"no, what happened?"
"I heard while they were up at the lake house they had a Double Nose Bleed."
"...sluts"

by Maxxipadmunchesondirtytampons September 17, 2011

Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.

Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.

by Ilanea May 17, 2011

squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel April 12, 2011

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

Nose bleed Thorat chop

punching someone in the nose then punching someone in the thorat until they collaspe..

I got into a fight. I punched him in the fucking nose until he was bleeding, then i choped him in the throat. Thats a nose bleed thorat chop call the fucking ambulance..

by Stacky Warbucks September 7, 2015