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The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.
All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?
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Biological Chronicle (spelling?) One fan site is Bzpower. One of Lego's best lines ever.
I love Bionicle
bionicle by Maslego January 19, 2004
Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.
"I must face him alone." - Takanuva, the seventh toa. From Bionicle, Mask of Light.
Short for "Biological Chronicle". A line of building toys released by Lego, which features six mighty heroes and their sruggle for the masks of power.
"That is the way of the Bionicle"
Bionicle by Groucho Marx February 15, 2004

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The ejaculate that remains on the tip of the penis, post ejaculation.
My bitch licked the diznickle straight up off my pikestaff after she gave me the dopest hand-job.
Diznickle by Tro-Fish April 19, 2005
the best thing lego has ever made!!! It's about six toa who has to fight makuta, then about the toa elders, who has to stop the morbuzakh.
bionicle rules!! w00t!! w00t!!w00t!! i love bionicle!!!
bionicle by william January 16, 2005

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A personalized business niche; a unique expression of your talent, your spirit, and your ideas, channeled into opportunities that create success.
Mind Your Own BizNiche! (copyright 2002) Mary N. Squire, www.iuniverse.com
bizniche by Mary Squire April 18, 2006