Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

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Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

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Get the Bitchitismug.

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

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Get the Bitchitismug.

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

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Bitchitis

The disease women often get, especially after marriage and/or having your children, that causes their sex drive to drop to just about zero, constantly nag about every little thing, bring up stuff from when you were dating her for the purpose of making you feel guilty, and keep you from seeing your male friends while she sees her female friends. In the terminal stage, the afflicted woman will threaten to take you for everything you have in divorce.

Bill's wife has a terminal case of Bitchitis. She is filing for divorce and going to put him out on the streets.

by Maverick69420 March 13, 2015

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