bistro bum

A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

by MJG-2 September 27, 2008

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bistro cafe

hipster for shitty restaurant with ok food

Theres free wifi in the bistro cafe so we can instagram our meals.

by lord farquad the tall December 25, 2013

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bistroality

When you commit beastiality with an animal, but you decide to take it out to a nice dinner (i.e. a bistro) before you take it home and have your way with it.

Guy 1: Hey man, I saw you at that 5-star restaurant with your dog... What was that about?
Guy 2: Yeah, I took Sparky out for a nice dinner, and then took him home for a nice lay. It's called bistroality, man.

by McKanker April 28, 2015

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ass Bistro

Ass Bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.

When there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
Person 1 "haha how was the Ass bistro"
Person 2 (starts crying) "terrible"

by Jrlawrence October 19, 2014

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