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Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle
"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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