Birder

To be a person who shits too long and is always late because of it

Man: Where the fuck is Mike?
Woman: He has been taking a shit for the past 20 minutes.
Man: Jesus, he is such a Birder.

by Rylfragger September 10, 2021

Sickening birder

A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.

Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder.

by Le B3ar November 16, 2011

dead-birder

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.

The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.

by Hellbilly_666 March 23, 2015

Angry Birder

A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.

You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!

by Noseyparker May 25, 2015

Ethical Birder

An oxymoron.

It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:

1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators

4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird

Find me an ethical birder in this day and age and I will bow to them.

by TheJenerate March 03, 2021

birdered

When you are murdered whilst riding a Bird through the city.

Bro, turns out it wasn’t an accident, Kyle was birdered.

by sambrs May 08, 2019

Birderer

Someone who murders birds.

I am a mass Birderer, I murder birds.

by TonioDiggy February 13, 2023