Billy Mays

Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP

Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?
Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have

by DarrenL-RIP Billy Mays June 29, 2009

Billy Mays poop

When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.

Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.

Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."

by thepoopster August 21, 2013

Billy Mays

a hero, the best pitch man the world has seen, so much better then Vince Shlomi who is a cunt whole like my friend steve

he is the John Elway of pitchmen so get off his back he's a fucking legend

i truly envy that man and his amazing beard and voice

he is also THE MAN !

guy one :hey i see your doing your billy mays thing
guy two: yeah thanks, i just became the second best guy in the entire fucking world but billy mays is still number one

guy one: yeah he was the MAN

guy two: yeah fuck all those cock suckers that hate on him via urban dictionary
guy one: yeah they all suck mean dicks im talking big huge triumphant bastards

by billy mays is my hero July 4, 2009

Billy Mays

The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.

by thekid3123 August 15, 2008

Billy Mays Button

Slang term for the Caps lock key on a computer keyboard. The term refers to Mays' strategy for pitching products in two-minute television ads, in which he always seemed to be yelling.

It was coined shortly after Billy Mays' death.

ForumMember1:
OMG! DID YOU GUYS HEAR BILLY MAYS DIED? THAT SUCKS! I LOVED BILLY MAYS.

ForumMember2:
Geez, man. Try to not use the Billy Mays Button so much, would you?

by HurricaneAndrew July 8, 2009

Billy Mays

A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.

Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.

by jpeck83 December 15, 2014

Billy Mays Day

n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on June 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and TV icon Billy Mays. It is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of Billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.

I need to find a blue shirt to wear. Tomorrow is Billy Mays Day.

by chris71693 July 8, 2009