Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

Beaverized

To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.

You've officially been beaverized.

What does that mean??

To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.

by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010

betterwey

A term deriving from a Highschool in Colorado signifying something that’s dope or superior in every way. While incorporating the Spanish term “guey” or “wey” used to refer to friends or dudes.

“Damn is that new iPhone, BETTERWEY”

“My mom said I can go out with the boys tonight,betterwey”

“Should I get the PS4 or Xbox?”
“The ps4 because it’s so much betterwey”

by Syldee July 15, 2018

used car batteries

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.

YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS

by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021

butterize

To spread butter on something.

"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"

by stellarback123 October 9, 2008

bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

Betterder

When things are better than better

Kyle, you made this piece of cake betterderby adding nuts.

by step4tac August 31, 2021