A city in Washington who's high school has a strong football program, mainly successful due to recruiting and income from boosters.
Guy 1: I go to Bellevue high school! Where do you go?
Guy 2: Liberty
Guy 1: Oh your football team suxors lulz.
Guy 2: Well at least our Entire football team isn't recruited from Samoa.
Guy 1: o_O
Guy 2: Liberty
Guy 1: Oh your football team suxors lulz.
Guy 2: Well at least our Entire football team isn't recruited from Samoa.
Guy 1: o_O
by Blahzorg October 03, 2011
A city across Lake Washington from Seattle. Bellevue used to just be "Microsoft Town" but over the past couple of decades it has gone into a boom. Like New York City, Bellevue has several "boroughs" that people like to just consider part of the actual city itself in a broad sense.
Mercer Island: This is where all the Jews live. Housing prices here are a fucking joke, and the ongoing gentrification isn't helping. Probably the snobbiest of the boroughs, if only because the truly rich people on Medina and Clyde Hill don't need to reassure themselves of their superiority. Home to Mercer Island High School, pitiful rivals against the almighty Bellevue High.
Sammamish: Sits on a plateau just outside Kirkland. For this reason, people in Sammamish like to quip "We're above the guys in Bellevue. LOLOL, GET IT?". The town has a good mix of poor and rich, and actually has entertainment venues. Sammamish High School looks outright space-age and has an 8-story auditorium that I doubt has ever even been 1/3 of the way full. Bellevue Community College is located in Sammamish, and it is mostly a mix of fob Asian students and kids who couldn't get into UW but still want to say they're going to school.
Kirkland: The most polarized of the boroughs. Kirkland has two main groups of people; the California-obsessed preppy kids, and the scenester/gangster kids. I don't mean scene in the harmless cute way, I mean it in the "those kids are probably passed out naked every Friday night from a combination of meth and sex" way. The edge of downtown is on the waterfront, so people from the other boroughs and even parts of Seattle flock here during the summer. Less than a mile east of the beach, however, is the inner part of downtown, which is constantly sprawling with the aforementioned sketchy kids who don't seem to realize it isn't Halloween. Kirkland has Lake Washington High School and Juanita High School, both decent academically but nothing special, and also has BEST High School, where the sketchiest of the sketchy go. Oh, and there's ICS, but let's not give them the honor of being mentioned. Nerds.
Redmond: Go like 3 minutes East of Lake Washington High and you're here. When people who don't work at Microsoft actually started living in Bellevue, the Microsoft employees all flipped shit and decided to bunker up in here. The entirety of Redmond is almost indistinguishable from the landlocked portions of Kirkland, so honestly you might not even realize you're here until you hit the town center. Home to Redmond High School, again, nothing special.
Medina, Clyde Hill, and those other rich places: The richest of the rich at Microsoft decided they were too good for Redmond, so they all bought giant lots here. There isn't much else to say, really. All the kids here just go to Bellevue High anyway.
Downtown Bellevue itself: There are constantly a bunch of cranes parked every which way, giving the impression that there is construction, but in my 3 years of living here I haven't noticed any difference in all those skeletons-of-skyscrapers. Bellevue has a pretty nice, big mall and a square where there is a Cheesecake Factory and Red Robin. Mmm. Junior High kids tend to hang out there like every day because they think it makes them look cooler, but once you're in high school you tend not to leave your borough. Go figure.
Mercer Island: This is where all the Jews live. Housing prices here are a fucking joke, and the ongoing gentrification isn't helping. Probably the snobbiest of the boroughs, if only because the truly rich people on Medina and Clyde Hill don't need to reassure themselves of their superiority. Home to Mercer Island High School, pitiful rivals against the almighty Bellevue High.
Sammamish: Sits on a plateau just outside Kirkland. For this reason, people in Sammamish like to quip "We're above the guys in Bellevue. LOLOL, GET IT?". The town has a good mix of poor and rich, and actually has entertainment venues. Sammamish High School looks outright space-age and has an 8-story auditorium that I doubt has ever even been 1/3 of the way full. Bellevue Community College is located in Sammamish, and it is mostly a mix of fob Asian students and kids who couldn't get into UW but still want to say they're going to school.
Kirkland: The most polarized of the boroughs. Kirkland has two main groups of people; the California-obsessed preppy kids, and the scenester/gangster kids. I don't mean scene in the harmless cute way, I mean it in the "those kids are probably passed out naked every Friday night from a combination of meth and sex" way. The edge of downtown is on the waterfront, so people from the other boroughs and even parts of Seattle flock here during the summer. Less than a mile east of the beach, however, is the inner part of downtown, which is constantly sprawling with the aforementioned sketchy kids who don't seem to realize it isn't Halloween. Kirkland has Lake Washington High School and Juanita High School, both decent academically but nothing special, and also has BEST High School, where the sketchiest of the sketchy go. Oh, and there's ICS, but let's not give them the honor of being mentioned. Nerds.
Redmond: Go like 3 minutes East of Lake Washington High and you're here. When people who don't work at Microsoft actually started living in Bellevue, the Microsoft employees all flipped shit and decided to bunker up in here. The entirety of Redmond is almost indistinguishable from the landlocked portions of Kirkland, so honestly you might not even realize you're here until you hit the town center. Home to Redmond High School, again, nothing special.
Medina, Clyde Hill, and those other rich places: The richest of the rich at Microsoft decided they were too good for Redmond, so they all bought giant lots here. There isn't much else to say, really. All the kids here just go to Bellevue High anyway.
Downtown Bellevue itself: There are constantly a bunch of cranes parked every which way, giving the impression that there is construction, but in my 3 years of living here I haven't noticed any difference in all those skeletons-of-skyscrapers. Bellevue has a pretty nice, big mall and a square where there is a Cheesecake Factory and Red Robin. Mmm. Junior High kids tend to hang out there like every day because they think it makes them look cooler, but once you're in high school you tend not to leave your borough. Go figure.
Bellevue is yawn.
by yazdiane November 23, 2008
A town in north central Ohio, located about 15-20 miles south west of Sandusky (where Cedar Point is). Population 8,193. This town is a major hub of the Norfolk Southern railroad and is on US 20, the longest US route in America. Bellevue's population is made up of mostly Italian and German decendants and it's high school sports teams are named the "Redmen". There are a few dine in restaurants, and a lot of fast food and pizza joints.
by osu fan August 08, 2006
Small town filled with pill heads and stoners. Wanna be wiggers and hustlers. The girls are nasty hoes filled with STD's. Trains slow the town down. Overall a shitty place to live... Wouldn't recomend going there unless you need drugs or a hoe.
Bellevue Ohio
by #WhatTheFuck December 29, 2011
a girl who lives in bellevue,wa. her dad is typically employed at microsoft, boeing or is a lawyer or a doctor.their moms typically stay at home or they work as well. Bellevue girls typically have several of the following, uggs, juicy couture hoodies, TOMS, coach and any other name brand you can think of.
Renton girl: look at that girl, she has like 3 pairs of uggs!
Renton girl 2: oh, that's a bellevue girl
Renton girl 2: oh, that's a bellevue girl
by kloop July 01, 2011
1. Hometown and current residence of Bill Gates.
2. An affluent, upper-class suburb of Seattle, Washington. Reknowned for its artistic use landscaping its roads, neighborhoods, and parks. Beautiful views of Lake Washington to the west. Directly east of Seattle across the lake. Racial diversity goes a little something like this: 50% white, 50% Asian. Majority of households have at least one person employed at Boeing and/or Microsoft at any given time.
Also known for pricey neighborhoods such as Beaux Arts, Somerset, Newport Shores and Factoria. Extremely white/Asian people try to be gangster or they shop at Hollister, Abercrombie&Fitch, etc. All of its high schools have been included in Newsweeks Top 50 Public High Schools. This includes Bellevue, Newport, Sammamish, and International high schools.Extreme amounts of preps, emo kids, and the word "hella".
2. An affluent, upper-class suburb of Seattle, Washington. Reknowned for its artistic use landscaping its roads, neighborhoods, and parks. Beautiful views of Lake Washington to the west. Directly east of Seattle across the lake. Racial diversity goes a little something like this: 50% white, 50% Asian. Majority of households have at least one person employed at Boeing and/or Microsoft at any given time.
Also known for pricey neighborhoods such as Beaux Arts, Somerset, Newport Shores and Factoria. Extremely white/Asian people try to be gangster or they shop at Hollister, Abercrombie&Fitch, etc. All of its high schools have been included in Newsweeks Top 50 Public High Schools. This includes Bellevue, Newport, Sammamish, and International high schools.Extreme amounts of preps, emo kids, and the word "hella".
Bellevue, WA...
asian: yo, bitch, i be half azn n half white. lets use my dads benz to go get some weed. helllla.
preppy bellevue girl: omg lets go to bell square and buy something from the hollister/abercrombie!!
black seattle kid: wut up with all these rich bellevue crackers, g??
asian: yo, bitch, i be half azn n half white. lets use my dads benz to go get some weed. helllla.
preppy bellevue girl: omg lets go to bell square and buy something from the hollister/abercrombie!!
black seattle kid: wut up with all these rich bellevue crackers, g??
by anonym0us September 03, 2005
A small village in Eaton county, Its known for its well.... nothing, theres nothing there besides old dicks getting wasted at the bar and smoking a lot of weed, the teenagers are pretty much the same way. They run around doing the most stupid things because well what else is there to do? Heroin has made such a large apperance in bellevue that all the drop out worthless kids just sit at the park smoking weed and then going home and shooting up and acting like a fucking nigger, like seriously all these teenagers think that they are the hardcore motherfuckers but really they are just hopeless wanna bes stuck in a god forsaken town. Our football team always loses but hey atleast we got... NOTHING. But if you wanna party and get wasted then we are the town for you.
by Pleasehelpme March 22, 2011