Bella Swan

Possibly one of the worst written, most irritating characters in modern literature.
Bella is a whiny, two-faced idiot, with a severe vampire complex.
I don't understand how Stephenie Meyer managed to get a degree. I really don't.

Teenage girls that like vampires should not be allowed to read. That way, shitty vampire novels about Bella Swan and Edward Cullen would keep out of our bookstores.

by Mo'suckra November 30, 2011

Bella Swan

Bella Swan is a whiny cow in the Twilight Saga

Bella Swan: oh no, edward and jacob both love me.
-whinge whinge-
-cut-

by Shelby Peatling [woot] February 21, 2009

Bella Swan

1. A character in the Twilight series

2. A painfully obvious Mary-Sue

Bella Swan is such a sueish character!

by Mika Dowlen (Lilac) February 19, 2009

Bella Swan

A stupid stuttering girl from the overly-adjective saga Twilight. She is overly obsessive and starts seeing hallucinations, jumps off of cliffs and busts her head open riding motorcycles JUST to see a dead person Edward.

Also she's a selfish little person who wants Jacob AND Edward.

Portrays necrophilia and bestiality.

Is said to be really average looking but a lot of guys like her, cannot dress to save her life and seems to be incredibly boring.

Edward Cullen: I'm leaving you

Bella Swan: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whhy?
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-o-o!

by rjfghjsehgnr January 9, 2010

Bella Swan

Verb: An act of clumsiness or stupidity.

I pulled a Bella Swan in Wal-Mart today, someones going to be doing their job

by betting--on--alice April 22, 2009

Bella Swan

1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight

2. A pretty swan

3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity

3. I pulled a Bella Swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.

by diddly oop November 2, 2006

Bella Swan

1. A necrophiliac who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have bestiality with a wolf. If you see her run very far away.

2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.

OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away!!!!!!

I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.

by goanddie April 16, 2010