Befuckled

The overall emotional state of trying to understand a woman

Jason was befuckled at Christine's behavior.

by Dumbfuckled January 27, 2012

Bespeckled Cephalopod™

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.

Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017

befuckled

being fucked to the point of buckling

(this was a word made by my sister who's birthday is today)

Pa discovered someone had eaten his favorite cereal, he was befuckled.

by OtakuCherri December 16, 2016

Befuckled

Absolutely out your tree, so far gone on coke that you can't remember your own mothers name.

I am befuckled

by Provokedtoe September 20, 2017

Befuckled

Intoxicated beyond infinity.

“Chadler was so befuckled beyond infinite reason, not even a god could comprehend Chadler’s thoughts and actions.”

by ZzzzzQWERTY December 24, 2021

Befuckled

Intoxicated beyond infinity.

“Chadler was so befuckled beyond reason, not even a god could comprehend Chadler’s thoughts and actions.”

by ZzzzzQWERTY December 24, 2021