Beef Drapes

A pair of vaginal lips that hang PRECICELY 1 foot or lower from the snatch-must be 1 foot or longer to qualify as beef drapes; beeflike apperance/scent; stretch when pulled; flap on call; continue to sag with age.

"Yo gramma, hang dem beef drapes out to dry! they greasin up my floo!

"shut up or ill slap you with my beef drapes!'

by sweetlips April 4, 2005

roast beef drapes

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

by whores July 2, 2008

beef drapes

A soggy wet pussy.

"I'm not going near Crystals beef drapes."

by Anthony March 1, 2004

beef drapes

I have beef drapes...i hate them so much cas they smell everywhere n when i get my menstruating time mum has to get the mop out and its so stained already that we also use mums hair.So now its red, but she cant use mine so she just puts her hair onto mine and rubs!

My vagina...why do i have such long beefy drapes hanging up in my vagina!Them beef drapes smell funky!

by Lorry S. December 28, 2005

Beef drapes

Pussy lips

She has beef drapes

by Doughboy 1986 August 25, 2017

beef drape

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

by Becky B September 9, 2005

beefdrapes

the labia majora, (or minora if you prefer) of the vagina.

Bitch, open up those beefdrapes and lemme get in ya.

by thedann March 13, 2003