beef drapes 

I have beef drapes...i hate them so much cas they smell everywhere n when i get my menstruating time mum has to get the mop out and its so stained already that we also use mums hair.So now its red, but she cant use mine so she just puts her hair onto mine and rubs!

My vagina...why do i have such long beefy drapes hanging up in my vagina!Them beef drapes smell funky!

beef drapes by Lorry S. December 28, 2005

Beef drapes 

Pussy lips

She has beef drapes

Beef drapes by Doughboy 1986 August 25, 2017

Roast Beef Drapes 

When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.

Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!

Roast Beef Drapes by Curt N. closer December 5, 2017

roast beef drapes 

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

roast beef drapes by whores July 2, 2008

beef drape 

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

beef drape by Becky B September 9, 2005

beefdrapes 

the labia majora, (or minora if you prefer) of the vagina.

Bitch, open up those beefdrapes and lemme get in ya.

beefdrapes by thedann March 13, 2003