by goopygibson September 16, 2019
The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.
These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
by Srsballer August 19, 2009
Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
by suckmycorn February 02, 2009
A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.
by Venger for tea February 08, 2019
When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
by Mr. Canyon September 05, 2006
"Oh man, last night i was tossing and turning till like 2 am, then i ripped a quick bedtime bowl and it was lights out".
by manhit66 December 26, 2007
Normal Bedtime: A rare and dying occurrence as one is not overtired for the coming school day. As self control is a rare occurrence in a teenager this breed of people capable of getting a good night's sleep is quickly dying.
Normal Bedtime
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*
by thechosenone234 April 01, 2020