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Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)
Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."
by whoadreambig October 12, 2011
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Besitos

Over used word on twitter
I want to be smothered in besitos
by Aedgyuk July 9, 2018
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beastiosity

containing of massive, or very large muscles.
Emily and Nancy have beastiosity.
by Em-cy April 8, 2003
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beastosterone

adj. when something is so unbelievably awesome and fantastic that everyone simply stands in awe of it for several miraculous moments. I believe this word spawned off of the the word beastosity which is the noun form for such an event. see "beastosity level", a rating system.
last night i was tripping on acid and i started hallucinating about Santa doing the foxtrot with Satan in Toronto, man it was totally beastosterone.
by j-moné June 6, 2005
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beartos

A rowdy, down to business fella without question. Mess with him you got some serious problems.
by Hansjr November 13, 2018
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