Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.

Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...

by beechs November 6, 2017

Euro Beaners

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.

Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008

Ice Beaner

Term used to describe an eskimo or person of inuit descent.

Hey who's that over there? He looks like one of them mexicans.

Oh him, hes'from Canada; he' an eskimo or something like that.

Haha, what an ice beaner.

by Skippy:P April 4, 2010

Beaner Rigging

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.

I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.

by coopone September 7, 2012

Snow Beaner

Derogatory term for a Canadian or Alaskan

Alsaka is full of snow beaners.

by Biggie Oof May 12, 2018

beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.

Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.

by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009