Bean juice 

The seed contained in a man's ballbag. More commonly known as ejaculate

Ellen: Where's your girlfriend?
Mark: Dumped. She only wanted me for my bean juice.
Ellen: Well, it is in high demand.

Bean juice by Pootytang86 May 30, 2016

Bean Juice 

are you drinking any liquid right now then youre drinking bean juice, bean juice can heal anything that is wrong with you but you have about a 90% chance of dying so we will never really know if it helps that person or not ;?

yo did you here about Jackson dude drank bean juice and lived

Bean Juice by Benjamin_Sharp2 July 1, 2018

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast 

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast by skidsstars October 10, 2018

human bean juice 

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.

(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."

human bean juice by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

dirty bean juice by KingSalami1313 June 27, 2021

Happy Bean Juice

When you make a mix of coffee beans, sugar, and water to make the Happy Bean Juice. It also is known as Zoom-Zoom Juice

Guy 1: Hey man you want some Happy bean juice and go on a jog and do some cocaine.
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU KILL MY HUSBAND.

Happy Bean Juice by PhoNyo May 2, 2020

magic bean juice 

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

magic bean juice by WolfPoet December 17, 2023