Bayan

Literally the most cutest person in the world, whenever the word Bayan is used, expect it to mean a lot. This name is given to those that just go beyond human understanding, because we are just unable to comprehend such an amazing person. If you're a Bayan, you most likely are perfect in every aspect. Bayan is that one person everyone wants but doesn't deserve. It's almost like, how you have choices in the world but you aren't able to chose a Bayan because she is simply out of reach. You don't chose a Bayan, a Bayan choses you. If you ever run into a Bayan make sure you don't push your luck because they are quick to be on their way. They only deserve the best and don't have time for other non-bayan leveled people. In order to reach Bayan level you have to go through a couple reincarnations , just enough to reach a portion of perfection. The thing with a Bayan is, you can never reach that amount of perfection to the original Bayan only a portion. This is when it is their choice to select you as theirs. If a Bayan choses you, then you have won at life itself and should marry this person right away. Drop everything you thought was the right path because Bayan is the only path you need now.

Friend 1: Hey what do you think of this person

Friend 2: OMG IS THAT BAYAN?!?! BAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAN

Friend 1: ??? What does that mean?

Friend 2: Bro you gotta wife her..

Friend 1: That is my wife...

Friend 2: BAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

A Bayan: *The most perfect being just existing and concerned for these two*

by Zotsu August 24, 2021

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bazaans

Large, round breasts usually found on a female human, especially a fan of Eric Wareheim's handsomeness. As seen on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

Dear Eric, You're handsome. Please come look at my bazaans. Here are my bazaans. (.)(.) Love, Kelly

by Jobenator April 29, 2011

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bazlan

a person who enjoys their food, a bazlan is big, cuddly, usually very funny and has hair resembling a lions mane

man 1: "that man looks like a lion!"
man 2: "yeah, he looks like a right bazlan"

by BALLOFFLUFF September 6, 2011

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Bazangees

Another word for describing a womans breasts.
usually large and perfectly defined

'Awh man, check out the Bazangees on that bird"

Carol; ' My Bazangees are sore today'

by KingBazango December 17, 2011

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bayani

3: someone who fights for a cause syn: champion, fighter, paladin

"Whereas i was concerned with the revolution
of the mind,
Bayani instigated
the revolution of my heart,
filling once dry canals
with the water of life
in inexhaustable supply."

by urduja February 26, 2005

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