bumstain

1. A person who's worth is equal or less than that of a bumstain

2. An idiot

Dude, Alexis is such a bumstain.

by Lassy91 March 28, 2008

Braunsteined

To Braunstein or Braunstein oneself is the art and mastery of presenting yourself in the worst possible way, in the shortest possible time.

I was so worried about him. I watched him Braunsteined himself with several social faux pas as the night went on.

by aNONOmous Me September 2, 2022

blumstein

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

by heyzuescristo December 9, 2007

Basteing

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing

Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

ballstein

a cohenial word usually used as an exclamation or a renoucement of a preceding subject. The world comes easily off the tounge to provide a quick diss or example of dissaproval. Derived from ancient Polish Rabbi's in the 15th century, even though Poland didnt exist.

"BALLSTEIN!, i forgot to lock the door"
" Ballstein, i got an idea"

by Polish Rabbi June 13, 2006

Batsteins

1. Derogatory term for a homosexual.
2. A word to describe bad luck in something.

'You really are a proper batsteins aren't you?'

'Jimmy cursed 'batsteins!' when he hit his toe on the table leg.'

by PJ_Bukem September 1, 2006

Baustin Steamer

A boston steamer where the main perpetrator is someone with the first name Austin.

Jeez, Austin committed a massive warm Baustin Steamer on his chest.

by hergaderps May 5, 2011