A guy who, although a complete jerk to those not in his very very very tight inner circle, is the greatest hitter of all time. He is the subject of persistent ire by those who will write his records off to steroids while pitchers for their teams gun balls at 100 mph and batters hit equally monstruous home runs. This "guilt by personality" paradigm is the direct result of people not wanting someone they do not like breaking the record of all records, and demonstrates the selfishness and ignorance of the common fan.
by SGP May 18, 2005
A very great baseball player whose name generates eruptions of idiocy from all those self-righteous prigs out there who act as if the greatest players in baseball haven't always used substances that alter their normal state and in that way, for them, enchance their performance. Duh, it's only because people didn't know about it for most of a century -- and those who did kept it quiet, because those kinds of things were kept quiet. America (and its pasttime) was not apple pie and innocence in the past, it was behavior just like today that was hidden, and a bunch of innocents just didn't see it. If you followed "ye who is without sin cast the first stone," the pathetic losers who are trashing Bonds would open their mouths and nothing would come out.
Lack of insight, both personal and social, leads to mistaken trashing of Barry Bonds and contemporary baseball.
by katieheartstar October 3, 2006
the greastest baseball player of all time. anyone who bashes on him is an idiot. he is the only player to have 500 home runs and 500 steals. beat that bitches
by AmazeKing August 29, 2005
A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.
by Adrian August 8, 2007
In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.
Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."
Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."
by Nicholas D January 13, 2008
A punk ass who plays for the San Fransico Giants. He is considered one of the greatest home run hitters. It is all bull because the guy is on freaking steroids. This guy is a disgrace to baseball and everyone hates him.
Barry Bonds is a "cracka" on steroids.
by torchia March 1, 2005
Bill: Man, have you seen Jake? He's gotten huge since last summer!
Tom: Yeah, he got on that Barry Bonds
Tom: Yeah, he got on that Barry Bonds
by RandyD October 31, 2007