Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009

more fun than a barrel of monkeys

a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)

That dance was more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007

A barrel full of monkeys

This term is used as sarcastic description of something not being very much fun. A barrel of monkeys are actually little plastic monkeys, and their arms can loop together to make a chain. In other words, not very fun.

"Dude, how was your grandma's house?"
"It was a barrel full of monkeys"

by dudefromSD December 27, 2007

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

barrell full of monkeys

When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys

Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys

by toadpuss September 11, 2011