barffart

barffart is when you are extremely drunk (usually drinking sailor jerry) and are producing flatulence from your rectum while vomiting

'i drank to much sailor jerry and barffarted all night'

'baby... i barffarted'

'that bitch was so drunk she was barffarting while giving someone a hum dinger'

by TheFancys July 25, 2009

barnhart

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose

Jaden just barnharted you bad... lol

Did you barnhart this smoke?

by Lacsticles December 24, 2006

barnhart

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.

Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.

by unreliable August 1, 2008

Barkfart

Another word for back fat.

C'mon, lets dance away our barkfart!

by meckerai August 24, 2009

Alyssa Barnhart

A girl that uses and manipulates males when she likes girls, and constantly bitches about how terrible her life is and how she has no friends, and how depressed and loney she is EVEN THO she has a roof over her head, she isnt starving, and she talks to every guy at your school district.

that girl is being a total (slut) alyssa barnhart

by Pimp11 May 30, 2018

bartfart

fat kid w/ no dick and likes to finger his asshole..also..has pickle tits and jerks off to gay porn of jc's computer w/ his smerl cerk and lil' load

Bartfart is grounded for slamming his sister.

by dink March 28, 2003

burnfart

When you fart and it feels hot and smells 100 x worse than an average popcorn fart

Oof heads up guys I just had a burnfart

by Burnfart December 31, 2020