barbecuing a loan

Male masturbation

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!

by Blake00 March 28, 2013

Barbequetionist

Someone who is a master in the art of bbqing.

My dad was always the barbequetionist, therefore I'm unable to cook a steak.

by Neighbor girl July 16, 2014

Barbequetionist

The master of the barbeque, controller of fire and meat. Always of the male variety.

Richard Lewis is the chief Barbequetionist of Surrey, he makes great fire and cooks great meat.

by Bash1987 August 2, 2011

Barbecuticles

noun: (Bar-beh-cued-ickles) After eating barbeque of any type, the normally translucent cuticles of your fingernails become caked with a seemingly impenetrable layer of barbeque sauce. In this sauce-covered state, your cuticles are known as "barbecuticles".

Good wings, man.
Yeah, but course....barbecuticles.

by cawar June 30, 2010

babecation

a period of deliberate romantic and sexual non-involvement. This may be a time to focus on economic, educational or emotional health.

May be expressed with or without preceding 'a' (either is correct).

total hottie "Hey do you want to go on a date?"
me "You're gorgeous and that's flattering, but I'm on babecation right now. Sorry."

cutie "Can we hook up tonight?"
me "Aww, thank you, but no. I'm on a babecation."

by findingjester September 7, 2012

barbecuing

To grill a person(s) on specific details pertaining to their interests or hobbies. If said person does not know the answer to even one question, then they cannot truly be interested in said hobbies.

Woman: I was reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the other night...
Man: Oh really, you read Harry Potter? Well, what did Dumbledore say to Harry in Ch. 17? And what was the chapter name?
Woman: He asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, and the Chapter title is The Four Champions.
Man: Ha! You're not a real fan if you didn't say the page and line number!
Woman: Fuck you Dave! Barbecuing is only fun when you bring meat. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any meat to speak of. Yeah that's right, your dick is nonexistent, as well as this scenario. Harry Potter is a really popular character nowadays, but I guess this situation could be altered for other forms of interests and hobbies.

by afaceinspace October 23, 2020