ball and chain baby

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."

Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

Ball And Chain

To have a girlfriend that restricts hanging out with your bros or doing anything fun.

I wanted to hang out with Adam, Neil, and Cody, but Laurens got me on her ball and chain...

by Eddie Pitch August 26, 2010

Yank the ball and chain

To masturbate, the ball refers to the male testicles and chain refers to the actual penis

Man I'm so horny, time to yank the ball and chain

I'm so sore, I spent all day yanking the ball and chain

by LD;) October 10, 2017

Double Ball and Chain

Used as a noun to describe a whore

man 1- yo dawg, have you met susie?

man 2- BRO!!!! That bitch needs a double ball and chain to fill her appetite

by GVMSEG April 20, 2010

Ball and Chain Syndrome

When one or both partners in a committed relationship become aroused during discussions regarding engagement or matrimony; arousal will occur despite a lack of sexual advances on either part.

Caitlin: "It was the strangest thing...Brian and I were talking about getting engaged the other day, and all of a sudden he had a raging hard on."

Carole: "Uhh, yeah. That's because he has a bad case of Ball and Chain Syndrome."

by C.P.Q. October 10, 2009

Ball and Chain

A penis with a very long thin shaft, and an unusually large head.

WATCH OUT!

WHY?!

CAUSE MY BALL AND CHAIN IS SWINGIN FOR YOUR PUSS!

by Scotsburn July 28, 2009

Ball and chain

Paige uhhh I mean faith yeah she’s my ball and chain, like I’m whipped to to hell (Ooo I’m so in love with you)

Akos: Hey Paige (sorry Faith) I love you so much but I can’t tell my friends what I’m saying

Paige (Faith): Hahah that’s ok bitch, we are so secretive so please don’t tell them

Akos: Your my ball and chain

by dog shagger September 11, 2021