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Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln
Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.
by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006
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Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos
"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"
by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015
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double baking

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.
Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.
by Kampfers July 24, 2012
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the cake been baked

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.
The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.
by bigredd850 October 30, 2013
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Uber baked

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc
Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked
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Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.
Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along
by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011
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wakado y bakado

is another way of saying wake and bake . it originated in new milford nj .

often used when wake and bake cannot be said around other people .

wake and bake is when someone smokes a quantity of marijuana early in the morning ,or whenever they wake up and stays high throughout the day.

its has a spanish connotation but does not come from the spanish language
Anthony "yo did u wake up yet "

Jones"yea yo come thru to my crib "

Anthony " lets wakado y bakado "

Jones "ight kidd ill get the bud"
by joniornanoitsuptoyou July 23, 2009
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