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Guatemalan bake sale 

1. (n) - a bake sale held exclusively in Guatemala, usually featuring traditionaly Guatemalan baked goods

2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner

derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.
1. "I bought this delicious loaf of plantain bread at the Guatemalan bake sale.

2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"
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bake sale 

I gotta stop having those bake sales before work, I nearly ate my report.
bake sale by mugongocock March 28, 2004

bake sale 

The ongoing activity of a pot dealer


As far as I know, this is my own creation :-D
I'm thinking of setting up a bake sale soon because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

Bake Sale 

Right before leaving your vehicle you let a nasty fart rip and close the door before it has a chance to air out. Upon returning to your vehicle hours later the aroma is still just as strong as it had a chance to bake.
I was going to catch a ride home with John but he had a bake sale.
Bake Sale by NuckFuggets January 8, 2014

San Francisco Bake Sale 

I got these from some hippie having a San Francisco Bake Sale

Bake Sale 

A female with junk in the trunk. Big ol' booty game. A$$ for days
"Check out that bake sale, she's got so much damn cake!
Bake Sale by Annah11 July 7, 2023

Indiana bake sale 

When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.
Indiana bake sale by Bradishx August 30, 2023